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Monday, July 24, 2006
things.

10 things that i do a guy would dump me for.
He would dump me if i...

* make him suprise me with food everytime we meet.. or else...

* make him kang kang on the bed and pose for atleast 10 seconds.

* make him act gay as in pom-pom-girl-gay.

* make him jump on the bed with an erection naked.

* make him carry a sign that says "I LOVE MIEWSAN!" where ever he goes.

* make him hold on the phone while i go bath/eat/watch tv/etc.

* ask him to let me yell out other guy's name (eg. Nakata, Beckham.) while we're having sex.

* ask him to teach me maths during an intense football match.

* ask him to write a 3000 word essay on the topic "Why MiewSan Rock My World?"

And last but not least...........

* cheat on him.

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5 things i would never say. (or i wouldn't mean it if i did say it.)

* We should sleep early on Friday nights.

* You should wait till you're married.

* I'm not a bitch.

* Don't go cheat on your gf/bf.

* Get a proper gf/bf.

sarny typed some crap at 11:20 PM.
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Boldi.

What excactly is Boldi. Yes, i gotta caps the 1st letter when i type Boldi out! Cause it's not an object or an animal or wtv u can think of. It's a living thing, infact he's the love of my life. And yes, a HE! haha.

How do i even start explaning bout Boldi. He's been with me for more than a decade! yeah man, more than 10 years. "Wah! so loyal!" u girl may think, and hell yea he's as loyal as he can be!! You girls out there don't be jealous when i say this, he's been there with me tru sad times where i cry like a bitch. And he's been there with me when i couldn't sleep at night, i wud hold him tight by my side and both of us wud just say nothing at all, that my friend is the best feeling i cud ever have in bed! Some of u might be guessing who this mysterious guy is. Or some of you (like xr and chuc) might have guess the answer edi. It's none other than.....

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MY BOLSTER ofcoz!! He's the best in bed i tell you. *step away real guys, with real dick* =p Yes, he's the average smelly bolster that almost everyone had. My smell ofcoz. To other ppl like xr or chuc it might just be a smelly piece of cotton. But to me, no body can replace him in my heart! haha. And yes, he's the type of bolster that couldn't stand on its own and has a flimsy middle, the picture below shows it. haha.

*so lembik*

And how big is it actually u may ask. It's shorter than an average bolster but longer than a baby bolster. Well, this bolster was made by my mum when i was just a todler. Excactly how old i dunno, but it has been with me for as long as i cud remember.

*small onot?*

Once there was this incident where my mum was suggesting me to throw it away cause it's so smelly and rotten according to my mum. *stupid mother* Ofcoz i naik radang and shouted at her for suggesting such a ridiculous idea!

One weekend, i was back in my home town with my dad. My mum didn't tag along for some reason. When i came back from my home town at night, I took a bath and lay down on my bed, i feel around and Boldi wasn't around me! Chee bYe, i panic like giler oni u noe!!! I was actually crying and crying looking for it. Thinking that my evil mun *still evil* wud have thrown it away!!! My mum was asleep and i hafta look for myself up and down, high and low!!! I was crying like i've got some tearflow2much-syndrome!!! Well, in the end i actually found it under my bed! HAHAH! I was so gald. And from then onwards, i begin to appreciate my Boldi more!! hehe.

*give my Boldi some loving ya'll*

BOLDI YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!

sarny typed some crap at 1:08 AM.
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Sunday, July 16, 2006
OPC camp.

Hello people. Went to kembara orientation camp for the pass weekend. And yes it suck compare to 2 years ago when i was a freshie. Here are the reason why it suck:

* Very little freshies, only 15. And some seniors have to be freshies. How cacat is that.
* There were less games.
* The freshies didn't do the hakka dance, that wud mean that the freshies didn't stick out their tongue, and that wud mean that there were no tongue action in that camp.
* My name wasn't in any list. donaskmewhy.
* Freshies were not sporting enough... somemore so little of them.
* Seniors couldn't be mentors cause (again) freshies were too little.
* My bitches wasn't with me. =(
* Seniors had to sleep in tents!!! WTF!!!! fucker it was stuffy and there were plenty of mozzies attacking u. I went cause i tot seniors cud sleep in classrooms. Well, apparently not!

I bet there is more, but i couldn't think of anymore. Plus, my back hurts like a motherfucker. (Worst than hardcore fucking i tell u) Anywayssssss, it cud either mean:
1.) i have a weak body.
2.) there were too many extreme activities.
3.) the freshies suck in massaging!!!

OBVIOUSLY its number 3!!! but not all that massaging was bad lar.. Chee Yong and Tien Chi were freshies and they did a pretty good job in massaging! And Chee Yong was damn 7 funny when he say all those crappy stuff during the massage session for me! He did snap my bra strap for no reason tho. -_-" During the camp Roger did a great job at shaking his ass!! *woOHoO* And Ming Hee has a nice ass, and he hates it when i compliment his ass. wth man? o.O

Anywaaaaaaays, overall the camp was not bad... Had quite alot of fun at times. But if u compare it to the pass years, IT SUCK! Thank god jinn was there to accompany me with those stupid retarded "Attack Attack!!" sessions with me!! HAHA!

p/s: atleast we got tee shirts. haha.

sarny typed some crap at 9:33 PM.
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Monday, July 10, 2006
random pics.

Hello! i was clicking tru my pics and i actually found some very very funny ones. Well, its funny to me lar.. if u don think so, then bOOoOo to u bitches! =p

1st, we have a picture here during cny. It was at xr's house.. i don know who took this pic, sure its not me cause i'm innit. But if u look carefully u can see someone doing obscene stuff... *i spy with my little eye*

WAKAKAKAKA!!! *scratch scratch scratch*

What else cud be funnier than chuc scratching her ass. ter-capture pulak. haha. *sorry chuc* And then u also can see xr tying her hair, ben drinking, me smiling, ee jin eating!

Next up, also during cny celebration. It's actually stupid more than funny. haha.

How can u actually pretend to shit with you pants on while reading a magazine and posing a smile all at the same time?! I can!! hehe...

I'm quite speechless now as i see this picture. WTF is JOlin doinG?!?? *laughs out loud*

Next Next Next! Another picture that will make u laff by just looking at it, no captions require. Also got kaitan with jolin one. hehe.

I told u i don have to say anything. His face says it all.

This next picture looks like i'm gonna barf or something. haha. i just think its funny to see ppl barf sometimes. hehe.

*picture taken by xr*

Speaking bout xr.... here's a picture of us like last year i think...

It either cud mean-
me: Oi! bangun lar~
xr: hmm... mmmm.... *snort snort*

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me: omg, i just wanna have a bite of that sexaymamasita!!
xr: hmmm.... mmm... *snort snort*

note to self: why xr's reaction forever the same?? -_-"

Anywayyyyyyys, next up we have this weird picture of a tree... and i don noe why, but i just have a picture of it... -_-"

And yes, i was posing like an idiot.

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Ohyea, brad's blog is damn 7 funny! Its the freaking videos! wakakka! And brad's my sexay casanova!! wakaka!

And brad i told u u will look hansem in my blog. hahaha! hansem enuf bo? =p

sarny typed some crap at 2:31 AM.
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Saturday, July 08, 2006

HellO! woke up by xr's phone call this saturday morning asking whether i wnna go 1u onot. She was on her way to some hotel in KL for some leo thingee. I called her again after waking up. She asked me to get ready by 2p.m and john will come pick me up, it was 1.10p.m already... I was ever-ready by 2 and i called them... they were still at the hotel and said that they are leaving the hotel already.. i told them to take their time and it was a fucking mistake!! they tot i said

"take ur time and just let me rot while waiting for u guys."

or something. Anyways, here was the situation when i called them the 2nd time around 2.25p.m.

me: hello, where are u guys now?
xr: we're on the lrt edi.
me: lrt where?
xr: Kerinchi.
me: ok, see you. *settle lar, they coming edi*

fucker! No, they were not coming already! i even sleep abit and wake up and brush my hair again!! It was 2.50 this time. Fucker, from Kerinchi pulak. that xr confirm bluff me edi!! I called for the 3rd time and this time she kantoi giler!

me: hello! where are u now?!?!?!??!!
xr: we're near edi, taman paramount edi.
*while i heard sounds from the back*
lrt speaker: ding-dong ding-dong. Stesen berikutnya, taman jaya. Next station, taman jaya.
me: TIU! you in taman jaya oni ar!!! fucker! don lie!!
xr: *laughs* okok. coming edi coming edi.
me: -_-"

Can die man! Rupa-rupanya the 2nd time i called, they were still in Dang Wangi! how fucking far is that man! Anyways, they came in the end and i was abit pissy at xr's bad lying skills! Xr remember! Wanna lie oso lie properly, wat i don't know won hurt me! hahaha.

Anywayyyyyyyyyys, we were on our way to 1u and xr decides to cam-whore. *wat else?*

i was at the back seat there if u didn't realise. I was being polite by giving them space to cam around.

this time i was inside! hehe.

JOHN and i!!!

this was the bitch that don't really know how to lie on trains. -_-'

Look at John concentrating on the road. We all might go to hell (inside joke) if he didn't.

xr was busy cam-whoring by her self and i was at the back sticking out my tongue!
*eh, that did't sound right* -_-"

i swear i wasn't aware that she took this picture!!
i was laughing with john and the next thing u noe...... *ci-chiak*

I told john to act serious and i wanted to be the cute and tunjuk the peace sign.
But it turn out that i was sticking out my middle finger. -_-' It's amazing how cameras can lie.

We arrive at 1u and we were all quite bored. Somehow we ended up in yipee cup! wah lan eh! I don't know why but i just hate that place! Altho i've never been to yipee cup (not even the ss2 one) I just hate that place! Maybe its the word YIPEE that annoys me or maybe it's the word CUP that annoys me! I just hate that place. Ok, don ask me but we just ended up in yipee cup k. We were laffing our asses off there altho we were all quite tired. The funniest part was prob the pressing button part. HAHHA! hAiya, lazy to type out lar.. its funny lar k.. alot of crazee stuff happened at that yipee place.

Today was a fun day i must say. hehe. Till next time.. see ya!

sarny typed some crap at 8:31 AM.
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Thursday, July 06, 2006
xr's b'day post.

Hello people of the world!! (abit the willy wonka right?) I'm here to blog bout xr's b'day. abit the late i noe... but who cares. Got blog mar can liao lor... hehe.

We had dinner in friday's. It all started of with picture taking sessions. Started with a few spastic shot like this...

Then there were let's-take-pic-sama-sama shots.

i think this shot is an art. =p

We were taking nv ending pictures. And some how i was appearing in random pics out of no where. like these few.

note: the person next to me is not a begger. *laughs*

ok lar, this one i purposely one.

Ok, here's a group picture after we ate.

After all the makan-makan , we took more pictures!!! wakakak! I think they are some funny ones and some ugly ones oso got lar... like the one below...

die die also must be in the pic.

kisses for the b'day bee-yotch!!

We just had tons of fun and i can't remember enough to type them out.. haha. u guys can refer to xr's blog wert. *eesh* lol

p/s: most of the pics are in xr's and chuc's blog anyways. =p

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U noe kan, in xr's and chuc's b'day blog. they were all friendshippy-shippy. haha. How cud i not join in the fun right? haha. So, this is gonna be my 1st emo/appreciation blog. haha.

Xr and chuc has been there with me tru thick and thin. *wah lan, so corny*
okok, one corny line is enuf. haha. These 2 are my bitches and i love them too much to type it all out. Ofcoz there are times when we bitch-fight with each other and what-not. Hey, if u never fight with any of ur friends. u have NO true friends then. wakakka! harsh leh, u bitches out there better start fighting to improve ur friendship.. its free of charge btw.

the love(s) of my life!

No matter wat happen, we will always stick together and nv let go! (wah lan, so corny again!) wakaka! During picture taking sessions there must always be a pic of "3 of us". Ofcoz, there are also stupid pictures we enjoy taking like this one below.

we look like a bunch of pretty retards. Remember not just retards, pretty retards. -_-"

And here's xr!!! She looks bored in the pic? *PRETEND ONE NIA* This bitch here is never boring and will always say stupid things at the correct time to make u laugh!

I'm not that good in words i knoe and i'm just gonna keep in short and sweet yea.

XR U WILL ALWAYS BE MY BEST BITCH!!

sweet enough bo? *wink wink*

And here's a random picture of us recently. And yes, those are silver medals hanging from my ears. -_-'

Di sini pulak terdapat chuc! She's one helluva weird ass girl. Always with the "huh?" and "wat?" during phone conversations! wahliaoee! sometimes can die wey repeating everything i say! haha. But she's still the one that understands me and support me. wakaka! I love you so so so much chucs!!!!