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Monday, January 29, 2007
i <3 brad even more now!

Went for a movie with chuc and brad yesterday. (sunday) Blood Diamond was awesome, after watching that movie, diamonds seems scary... Not my scorpion Diamond, as in diamonds that u get from diamond & platinium, poh kong, etc.

Speaking bout Diamond. Michael tot that i shud just name him Bling instead of Diamond. So, now my pet is gonna have a 1st name and a last name. Damond Bling. So 7 awesome! *shows awesome face* Is that even possible? -_-"

Tru out the movie, chuc was laffing at the wrong scenes and wrong time. She laughed when Leonardo was covered in grease like a nigga. She laughed when some big nigga got his eye poped out. She laughed when some small junior nigga shot some old nigga. She laugh tru out the nigga scenes, which is the whole show since the show was full of niggas. And their bodies were HOT wei! Smoking hot! And now i can't stop saying nigga. -_-"

Dinner at brad's place that night. How nice of his mum to offer me dinner. =) Chilled at his house for a while waiting for jo lin to come over. Watches some ASTRO while waiting. Omg, astro was just orgasmic wei ever since my mum canceled it. -_-" I can totally say that ASTRO is better than sex.

We went over to asia cafe and meet up thomas and alvin. Foos a little. Then went over to hartamas to have a drink. HO MAI GAWD!!! Uncle don's was terrifying! I have to sit in an akward position cause there were RATS running around! My feet was on the chair the whole time, wearing skirt some more. And I bet some one next table saw my floral-printed-purple-coloured-thong wei. wtf. And not only i can see the rat, i can also see it's shadow all around. OMG! *panic attack* I've never felt so terrified in a mamak b4. I noe all mamak has rats, even 1u has rats. Just don let me see it in action. -_-"

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Saturday, January 27, 2007
hair cut.

Yeap, got a new hair cut. It's been 7 months since i cut my hair and i tot something new would be great. Well, it turned out sucky. I hate it, but kinda get use to it now... I like to think that i look punk instead of lala. Anyways, got positive comments and a couple of negative ones. Dammit. But atleast i still have hair. =)

Must make tribute to him since he totally complimented my hair cut. And that made me feel great! This is an old picture btw. No new pics of new hair cut. *try saying that really fast* Sounds damn cool right? =) I know. -_-

That picture was really really old. Like last year's August or September. Anyways, should look more nostalgic.

This is wat i'm talking about! He shaved off his goaty btw.
*gives angry look* I know you would be reading this, bitch! =p

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Friday, January 19, 2007
i <3 brad!

brad says:
i had a weird dream

sarny. says:
bout me?

sarny. says:
lol

brad says:
i was back seat of this 70's volkswagon van ( the huge ones that ppl smoke weed in )

brad says:
and there was this girl that looked scary and super horny

brad says:
and i was horny as hell

brad says:
and this guy with eu jinn's voice turned back from the drivers seat

brad says:
and handed me this condom and said " this is the most important thing in your life"

brad says:
and i kept shouting that i didn;t want to shag the scary looking gril

brad says:
girl*

brad says:
over and over and over again

brad says:
lol

brad says:
and then i woke up

brad says:
.............

brad says:
lol

sarny. says:
LOL

sarny. says:
too bad

sarny. says:
i just saved it and i'm gonna blog bout it

sarny. says:
LOL

sarny. says:
watch out

sarny. says:
lol

brad says:
lol

brad says:
chun!

brad says:
ok add this in

brad says:
the girl looked like christina agguilera ( how do u spell it ) anyway she looked like her from the moulin rouge video

brad says:
only scary

brad says:
very scary

brad says:
and horny as hell

HAHAHA! Now u noe why i love brad! =)

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
my mum and kidneys.

My room use to be fucking messy! like messy! Look at the picture below! But now my room is much much more tidy... Except for my cupboard, it's still ass messy as that. Me and my sister calls it the "land slide". -_-" Messy rooms only happens when my sister is back from penang where we have to share rooms. -_-"

Moving on.. We have Haikal from gol & gincu the series. Well, i don really know his actual name. But he's hot kay! *pls don judge by the pic below* I just took the picture of the tv. He was hosting some cacat live show, izzit even a show? -_-" But still, he's hot. Plus, he appeared in female magazine's 50 most gorgeous people. =)

Anyways, here are some extra prom pictures. These are from michael's camera. That char kuey boy just sent it to me 2 nights ago. Damn long right? -_-"

mermaid, sarny and korean guy! =p

Michael and i! =) Worth spending 1200 bucks on that suit! *thumbs up*

Some times, i wish i live under the sea like a mermaid or a fish. I noe, fish doesn't sound very attractive... But anyways, if u see the picture below clearly (it's photoshopped) , u could actually see very big water melons on the left hand side of the picture! HAHAHA! And yes, that's jo lin!
Are there even water melons under the sea?

I think taking pictures in the passenger seat gives u great lighting effect, and a lil' bit of wind effect if u open the window. =)

passenger seats goes together with cam-whores! =)

Another unrealated picture. I don't know why but some how this picture cracks me up! HAHAHA! Leave a comment and tell me what it looks like we're trying to do. LOL.

Jo is gonna kill me for sure this time for putting up this picture! I stole her first kiss! WAKAKAKA! As in her very very first girl-on-girl action! Her reaction was a bit melebih after the kiss i remember! It went like...

"HO MAI GAWD!!! I can't believe it!!"

Check out her fingers/claws. So unnatural!
Like she's gonna rip off my eye ball anytime. -_-"

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Another tiada kaitan punya topic. Something very very funny happen today! You see the bruises. I had it when i woke up this morning. And it's fucking scary cause it's a hell of a lot of them. And it's all scattered around. The convo between me and my ah-ma went on like this, and yes i speak canto with my family at home:

me: Ah-ma, lei tai.
(ah-ma, you see!)

ah-ma: Zou meh!? Lei ge keok zou meh?
(Why?! What happen to your leg??)

me: mm-zhi lar... hou toung ar!
(dunno lar... very painfull!)

ah-ma: Sei lor! Lei yao kidney problem hai mai? Ho larng yao kidney failure! Yat yat tou sek kam ham ge yeh... Some more mou yam sui! Fai tit hei tai doctor!! *panic attack*
(Die lor! You got kidney problem izzit? Maybe got kidney failure! Everyday also eat salty salty stuff... some more never drink water! Faster go see dcotor!!! *panic attack*)

me: HAHAHAHA! mou lar! Ngo yesterday hai cinema zhong tou... Because hou hak.
(HAHHAHA! No lar! Yesterday i bang myself in the cinema... because very dark.)
*wth! bang myself? sounds very wrong. It's direct translation k?*

ah-ma: hai meh? Li ko hai kidney problem geh symptoms!! Fai tit hei yam sui!
(yea meh? This is the symptoms of kidney damage! Faster go drink water!)
*astho water can cure kidney damage. -_-"*

I was laffing my ass off the whole day long. Cause the way i got my bruises is way terpesong from kidney damage! FYI, i got the bruises inna very unique way! =p

Kesian my leg. -_-"

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Thursday, January 11, 2007
Went to laundry and came back with dirty clothes.

Laundry, again... Waiters are like really rude there! -_-" If they wanna see diamond, (and yes Diamond went laundry with me, again..) the least they could do is ask 1st right. It's so fucking rude of him to snatch Diamond away (he was in his mobile crib, which is the tupperware) all of a sudden without even asking.. Astho Diamond is his property liddat! Damn geram, and ofcoz i kinda yelled "NO!, Give me back, put it back here!" to him and gave him the "bitchy" stare... that sohai! So anyways, gone with jo and derek.. derek that bitch is going to australia in feb and i'm gonna miss him!

Ofcoz, i did not drink. =p

but who do u think looks more drunk? -_-"

bitchy & bitchier! (bitchier is on the right. again) =p

I think i look burned in this picture. like a cookie. *yum*

check out the power jaw lines!

Our cam-whore-acting sessions~!

That's my pet yo!

I'm gonna miss this bitch here! I think i'm gonna miss his braces more! =)

Can u see Diamond chilling with my cup of sprite?
*angelic smile*

***************

College has started for me yesterday, in alif... yes, it's a small place. Doing graphic designing there and maybe in the future i might be the one designing your wedding card! wahahaha! Who knoes u might be spending a fortune on wedding card designs as it's a once in a life time thing or maybe twice if u divorce. -_-" Wedding cards... very important you know. Anyways, don really like the environment and the ppl there.. I'm crossing my fingers now for the march intake.. Wishing for some leng chais, not to forget single... =p So, if u think you're hot and u intend to do designing, come to alif please. My eyes are soring with *insert negative description here* ppl!

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Saturday, January 06, 2007
gay outing.

Went out with Thomas to the curve and we had a gay time together! *no pun intended*
But funny scenarios happen! wakakaka! Can't stop laffing bout him imitating Ms Jay from ANTM! LOL.

Btw, we love embarrassing each other as it's my fav pass time in shopping malls! LOL.
That's revenge for me if u call me "stupid"/"dumb"/etc etc...

This is one of the scene:

Strolling tru metrojaya at the perfume section.

*me to the sales man*

me: Do you have perfumes for gays? Cause he's gay! *pointing at thomas*

T: *stunted look*

me: wahahahahaha!

sales man: *shocked look*

*walks away with thomas*

HAHHA! As we walk out of Metrojaya, i heard the sales man telling his other sales fellow

"DIA GAY!"

Like very loudly! fucking funny! I doubt he'll ever step into metrojaya again.. like ever... =p

Well, there were other funny/embarrassing situations as well... i don think i shall mention them or else he'll come and slaugther me! wahahahaha!!! Picture time!

We're so gay! =p

I found this place where the lighthings are really good for cam whoring! =D

It was raining! And i looked excited bout it. -_-"

Joy ride home! Or shud i say gay ride. =p

Accidents might happen on the road thanks to ppl like me disturbing drivers while they're behind the wheel. =p Who knows....

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Thursday, January 04, 2007
NYE.

nye was a blast! Went to the curve (again) this year. Had tons of fun being on top of fei xiang and brad! Well, that came out wrong, scratch that. Lemme re-phrase that... Had tons of fun sitting on top of fei xiang's and brad's shoulder during the concert! wahaha! i sure did had a good view of resh monu. -_-" The after count down was at brad's place. Here are the pics! Btw, i love drunk people! =)

Dearest chuc and i, sweating like a pigs!
only me i guess.

At brad's place. As you can see, they were doing shots and having their time of their lifes while i took a picture to prove that i didn't drink. I don drink. I'm an emo drinker. -_-"

My char kuey guy and me! *ho chiak!*

Soung rong and i!

Chee Yong! Thanks for the car-ride! =)

My neighbour that i respect alot! We were the only ones who didn't drink. =D
I'm so proud of myself! *thumbs up*

Thomas and i! Thanks for the car ride home! Still very sweet even after a few drinks. =)

Another sober pic of me with mcd's coke with tipsy people around me. haha!

The after effect. Face has been pixelated to avoid this person's imej from getting tarnished! *giggle giggle*

I love nye! =)

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Boldi and Diamond.

The drama dinner was during last year, as in a few nights ago... -_-"

The pictures that i'm about to upload was during last year as well, as in a few nights ago... -_-"

So, Jo was at my place after pasar malam and mamak session with xr, chuc, jinn, brad, etc. Pasar malam was a bitch as it rain like a bitch. And yes brad, i was walking around with a pink plastic bad on my head to prevent acid rain from destroying my hair. -_-"