Tuesday, February 13, 2007
of sexyness & chlamydia

I had friend who's a sex addict. And i think he's a really really interesting person to talk to! haha! Owh, he's an alcoholic too. =)

Hmmm... how do i start? He's like 23 or 24 this year, and i ain't gonna say his name. Let's just call him X. He's just this really cool person that i use to have a little crush on. haha! i noe~ tell me bout it. Conversations with him was fascinating and a little weird at the same time. I was laffing like a retarded hyena for some reason tho!

scenario #1:
"Do you like your girl to be shaved or wat?"
"Well, i don give a fuck as long there's a hole."
"But wouldn't it matter when u give her head?"
"Well, i don really care. It's just hair."
"Don u like her to be shave or waxed?"
"Who gives a fuck when it's gonna be prickly the next day!"
*thinking to myself* true.. true...


scenario #2:
"You had sex with more than 60 girls now. Aren't u afraid of getting STDs?"
"I use to have chlamydia."
*stunted*
"Don u think it sounds sexy?"
"NO! Did u pass it on to any one?"
"Well, some of the bitches i did probly have it now."
"Well said..." -_-


scenario #3:
"What kinda boobs are the best u ever had?"
"There's this girl with mysterious boobs."
"Like?"
"Doesn't look big with her shirt on, but when she took it off, I was like *WHOA!*"
"cool, very cool......" -_-