Thursday, February 26, 2009
rant

hey, i think you guys should know a couple of random facts about me. And i think i'm gonna give like a bunch of power packed explanation to each. By that, i actually mean power packed crap. I can come up with random idea of what to blog. Why? cause i'm bored outta my ass and i just wanted to type on the keyboard. So that this would make me look busy infront of my boss.

1. I pissed in my pants during the robbery.
-Yes, it was oni a couple of months ago. I didn't realise it untill everything was over. I was inside 7-11 and suddenly i felt this damp feeling down under. Little did i know, i pissed in my pants. *yes ezra, i did* -_-" Hey, i was traumatize and you know, pee just kinda leaked out.

2. I enjoy taking dump at other people's house.
-Yes, i do! Abby's house especially. I just don't know why. Maybe because i don really like my own toilet at home. So whenever i'm over at some one's place. I tend to take a crap. And usually no one would notice cause i shit pretty fast, and ppl would just think that i'm peeing. The smell? i air-dry it with the door. Swinging it side to side 90 degree angle.

3. I have a tummy! More like a beer gut.
-No, i don't drink beer. In fact i don really drink. I have no idea why i've got such a huge gut. Maybe cause i always tend to push it out and pretend to be preggy. And now, it sticks out permanently. -_-" *regret much*

4. I enjoy long walks on the beach with my love ones.
- NOT!!! Omg, i would so rather lie down under sun and sun bath than to stick your feet in the sand while holding your god-damn slipper with your hand. I find that too troublesome!

5. I peel my nails.
- Well, you see.. I don have nails that's hard as nails you see. it can actually be peeled off and i find that quite amazing. Every time i peel off my nail, it feels like magic. I get this "OMG! My fingers are so sensitive right now!" kinda feeling.

6. I read shampoo labels when i'm taking a crap.
- No, i'm not the kind of person where you have to read while taking a crap! I actually find out ppl enjoy reading doraemon comic while shitting. Anyways, back to my point. I think shitting is kinda like a waste of time you see. I totally don't understand people who take forever to shit! I mean c'mon!? Do you dig through your shit to look for gold afterwards? Why so long??!?! Jesus! So, in order to fill in my mindless sittings on the toilet bowl, i'll read shampoo/toothpaste/shaving cream labels if i could grab hold of it.

7. I use god's name in vain.... all the time.
-And only jesus. Which i don't know why? No offence to you christians out there. But i find the word rather catchy and fun to say. "Baby jesus" is fun too! No, i'm not religious and i'm a self proclaim free-thinker.

8. I can't sleep now a days.
- Cause of Boldi! Can you believe it? After so long, i am still not use to the feeling of Boldi not being next to me. This is actually very depressing if you ask me. I've never felt so empty in my life! I still cry (more like tear) when i miss Boldi too much at night.

9. I'm trying to make this post as interesting as possible and now i'm getting all emo and pissy over it. -_-"

10. I don't have a fucking 10!!!!!





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