Monday, April 06, 2009
a month or 2.

okay.. things have been going really well for me for the pass dew months i would say. Nothing much to complain about.

But i just something recently. Actually not recently, more like today.. There's like a whole bunch of people that i really really hate.

Why? Cause i was blog surfing.. wtf right? I know... lemme explain. You see, i normally don't do this... I only go to xiaxue, kennysia, celeb gossip blogs and of course friend's blog. I was in class you see, and i was so bored i started blog hopping. Some blogs are pretty entertaining, and some u just go there to scroll as fast as you can to see pictures. But ma hai, I damn angry wei seeing some of these ppl. I actually know them, hi-bye only lar. But i don't count them as my friend of course. If you do that, how many table u gonna book for your wedding then? chee sin ar?!

Anyways, enough bout annoying people and focus on silly little things that make me laugh. Lemme share with you, actually more like bitchy scenarios. (remember, i'm the purple one)

scenario 1: Car ride. Traffic jam.

"AARrGghhH!!!"

"what the fuck? scream for what?"

*ranting like a girl and explaining why he screaming*

"don't do that! *high pitch voice* You scare me one ar! i'm driving some more!"

minutes later

"AarrgGHhhh!! TRAFFIC JAM!!! MAH HAI!!"

-_-"

It's funnier than it sounds here. dammit. Point not delivered.



Scenario 2: Coffee shop, midnight.

"OMG! damn ugly wei your face!"

"yea meh? Never put make up mar..."

"yea wei.. Like "Hang Ceh" face liddat."
*hang ceh means you know, when ppl die... then you walk along with the car leading*

"hahahaa! not funny." -_-"



Scenario 3: playing mah jong.

"sai." *throwing card out*

"PONG!" *with fei some more*

"Wah!! Why u pong? Aren't u nam and not sai?"

"i know... actually, i too kan cheong edi, that's why i pong the sai!!"

"WAKAKAKAKAKA!!"


funny shit. okay.. see ya ppl. Gotta continue my classes.

mwah!