Thursday, May 14, 2009
did u know?

A cockroach's favourite food is the glue on envelopes

Coca-Cola was originally contain cocaine.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially males. HAHA!

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else.

You are most likely to be murdered or raped by a family member or a close friend (98% of all murders). Whereas being murdered by a deranged lunatic down a dark alley is very rare.

Did You Know, TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.Another interesting fact about Donald Duck - never wore pants but always wore a towel when he came out of the shower!

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. (Omg, ravin.. now i know why... LOL)

The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

Sticking your two middle fingers up dates back from the middles ages. When archers were caught they had their two middle fingers cut of so that they couldn't shoot any more arrows. So when an archer was shooting people he would stick his fingers up to say "look I still have them, "hahaha".

Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament buildings is an American flag.

It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged.

Sunday, May 10, 2009
work

Right now, i'm doing my damn assignment. -_-"

It's something like flash..

the title?

The secret life of red bull chick.

I thought about the title like months ago k?

remember my facebook status? your red bull chick! *wink*

here's a preview.






I'm so full of myself. Even in assignments. And i'm lovin it.

Btw, is the gif image annoying you yet? Yea, i thought so too... haha.

mwah!

Saturday, May 09, 2009
omghelpmeoutiamdying

Omg, i'm like so bored with everything. Nothing new has been happening. No tears, no laughter, no drama, no scandal. -_-"

It's freaking 5.17am on a sunday morning and all i could think about is how to loose weight while munching on Mcdonalds. *thank god for delivery* People, i need motivation!

i don't believe in god and my dad is being upset bout it. he thinks i believe in the devil. -_-"

i lie to myself. alot!

There are rats in my kitchen and i'm freaking out about it. I even refuse to sleep at night (like now) just so i could hear if the rats are still around.

my phone is always out of battery.

i like morning-after-reactions. it thrills me.

i like to hide stuff from people, like literally. Once i hide my sister's specs after she took out her contacts. She went around looking for it like a blind mice. Boy, did she had a fit or what?

facebook quizzes are dumb. but it's really addictive. like xanax. I keep taking them. (referring to quizzes)

i would poison vanessa hudgens if i get the chance.

i would really love it if some stranger would come up to me one day and say:
"Hi, my name is *insert name*. What's yours?"
Then i would say:
"Owh, my name is Miley Sairrus."

i'm weird like that.

mwah!

Thursday, May 07, 2009
I'm dangerous like that.

sue me. if you can.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009
yeah you!

Friday, May 01, 2009
will i?

Will i ever get serious? Or do i have the reputation of being playful? Is that a reputation i should keep or ditch? You tell me...





mwah!