Thursday, May 14, 2009
did u know?
A cockroach's favourite food is the glue on envelopesCoca-Cola was originally contain cocaine.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially males. HAHA!
To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else.
You are most likely to be murdered or raped by a family member or a close friend (98% of all murders). Whereas being murdered by a deranged lunatic down a dark alley is very rare.
Did You Know, TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.Another interesting fact about Donald Duck - never wore pants but always wore a towel when he came out of the shower!
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. (Omg, ravin.. now i know why... LOL)
The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.
Sticking your two middle fingers up dates back from the middles ages. When archers were caught they had their two middle fingers cut of so that they couldn't shoot any more arrows. So when an archer was shooting people he would stick his fingers up to say "look I still have them, "hahaha".
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament buildings is an American flag.
It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged.
sarny typed some crap at 11:22 AM.
