Thursday, February 26, 2009
rant

hey, i think you guys should know a couple of random facts about me. And i think i'm gonna give like a bunch of power packed explanation to each. By that, i actually mean power packed crap. I can come up with random idea of what to blog. Why? cause i'm bored outta my ass and i just wanted to type on the keyboard. So that this would make me look busy infront of my boss.

1. I pissed in my pants during the robbery.
-Yes, it was oni a couple of months ago. I didn't realise it untill everything was over. I was inside 7-11 and suddenly i felt this damp feeling down under. Little did i know, i pissed in my pants. *yes ezra, i did* -_-" Hey, i was traumatize and you know, pee just kinda leaked out.

2. I enjoy taking dump at other people's house.
-Yes, i do! Abby's house especially. I just don't know why. Maybe because i don really like my own toilet at home. So whenever i'm over at some one's place. I tend to take a crap. And usually no one would notice cause i shit pretty fast, and ppl would just think that i'm peeing. The smell? i air-dry it with the door. Swinging it side to side 90 degree angle.

3. I have a tummy! More like a beer gut.
-No, i don't drink beer. In fact i don really drink. I have no idea why i've got such a huge gut. Maybe cause i always tend to push it out and pretend to be preggy. And now, it sticks out permanently. -_-" *regret much*

4. I enjoy long walks on the beach with my love ones.
- NOT!!! Omg, i would so rather lie down under sun and sun bath than to stick your feet in the sand while holding your god-damn slipper with your hand. I find that too troublesome!

5. I peel my nails.
- Well, you see.. I don have nails that's hard as nails you see. it can actually be peeled off and i find that quite amazing. Every time i peel off my nail, it feels like magic. I get this "OMG! My fingers are so sensitive right now!" kinda feeling.

6. I read shampoo labels when i'm taking a crap.
- No, i'm not the kind of person where you have to read while taking a crap! I actually find out ppl enjoy reading doraemon comic while shitting. Anyways, back to my point. I think shitting is kinda like a waste of time you see. I totally don't understand people who take forever to shit! I mean c'mon!? Do you dig through your shit to look for gold afterwards? Why so long??!?! Jesus! So, in order to fill in my mindless sittings on the toilet bowl, i'll read shampoo/toothpaste/shaving cream labels if i could grab hold of it.

7. I use god's name in vain.... all the time.
-And only jesus. Which i don't know why? No offence to you christians out there. But i find the word rather catchy and fun to say. "Baby jesus" is fun too! No, i'm not religious and i'm a self proclaim free-thinker.

8. I can't sleep now a days.
- Cause of Boldi! Can you believe it? After so long, i am still not use to the feeling of Boldi not being next to me. This is actually very depressing if you ask me. I've never felt so empty in my life! I still cry (more like tear) when i miss Boldi too much at night.

9. I'm trying to make this post as interesting as possible and now i'm getting all emo and pissy over it. -_-"

10. I don't have a fucking 10!!!!!





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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
testing testing!

Please take the test below. I'm bored and you guys could so entertain me! =)

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randomness.....

I was looking through my pictures and i stumble upon many old pictures that i think is funny!! Or atleast interesting. =p Basically moments that i love and miss! =)































































p/s: watching out for the next post and see how well you know me. =)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009
my ah pa!

Hello! People around me should know i love my dad very much! =) In fact, he's kinda like my bestfriend in a way. A best friend that nags that is. HAHA.















Yesterday i had dinner at home. And as usual, me and my dad would sit and talk and eat together. I was ranting about my shitty day was and what not, and so was he. And then i started ranting bout valentines day. it went like...


me: Pa, valentines day coming lerrr... =(

pa: So how? want me to buy a stalk rose for u izzit? haha! i don't geddit why people buy roses! so expensive. They mark up the price every valentines day!........ *continue to complain*

me: No! i got no one to celebrate with this year. =( Damn sad.

pa: Haiya, i celebrate with you lar!! *laughs out loud*

me: DOWAN!! so kesian liddat! you go celebrate with ah ma lar...

pa: hmm... don't want lar. We also don't celebrate one. *mumble mumble*

me: *continue with my noodles*



Isn't he the cutest old man ever? Just wanna compress him into a power packed pack and put him in my bag and go kai kai!! HAHAH!

Friday, February 06, 2009
train wrecks, puzzles and used tampons.

Well, i was looking back on my old post and abby's old entries. Well, i gotta say, i really miss those times like crazy! Never run out of plans, and each plan is always power packed!

Speaking bout power packed. i think names like Ali Imran, Ah Beng and Thanalechumi is totally power-packed! Packed with culture that is. I mean c'mon just look at the names and you know they're gonna be power packed cultured people. Prob they way they talk and act or even smell is gonna be power packed! LOL. I love the word power packed! It's so power packed! the word alone is power packed! Packed with power. Power packed! ok, stop saying power packed! power packed.

Anyways, i'm sorry that my blog is now boring with no pictures and all words. That's cause i lost my camera in the robbery and i'm lazy to steal pictures from other people. but, i do have pictures of alot things in abby's camera. Hmm... i think i shall go to her house and blog a power pack entry soon. Even i'm sick of my own blog.

I've put on alot of weight recently. Not my weight as in Kgs. god knows when was the last time i stepped on a weighting scale. But for some reasons i kinda look fatter. I think it's water retention. But no way that could happen, not like i'm preggy or something. so i'm just saying it to make myself happy. I need to start gym again soon. Plus, i'm not getting sufficient exercise like how i use to last time. Way back before i even started gym. -_-" I need to exercise! ASAP! PRONTO! NOW! gimme a guy!

Abby and i have been running to the toilet together very often , especially nowadays. That's cause when we laugh too hard, we have a tendency to pee in out pants. Do you any of you guys have the same thing going on? Cause i'm feeling kinda worry for me and abby now, health wise. Who knoes, when we turn 50 we might lose control of our pee and start peeing in our pants whenever we get excited. Not a good sight. Omg, can u imagine when we play mah jong when we're in out 50's, we might just pee in out pants when we "sek pau wu". -_-"

Random facts:

* i think movies like LOTR, the dark knight, *insert long hour movies* are made to test our bladder.

* i think Kanye west's ego is bigger than my thighs and ass COMBINED! that's damn big edi ok?

* speaking bout that, i need bigger boobs to compensate my with ass. I'm not saying my ass is big, but it's sure not proportionate.

* i think by the way i'm toking with like... you know.. with all the expressions will make me age faster. I might look like mick jagger when i hit 30. -_-"

* some guy at my work place thought that i was chindian. Ivan said he must be blind.

* i think everybody have the power of invisibility, it's just that everyone also have the power to see invisible people.

* if trees could talk, that would cause a hell of alot of noise pollution. So in order to reduce the noise pollution, we would have to cut down the trees. Therefore causing air pollution. You say leh? Dilemma or not? Lucky trees can not talk.

* i think this is a power packed entry! MWAHAHAHHA!



mwah!